Month: September 2015

  • 10 Advantages of a Fake Baby

    10 Advantages of a Fake Baby

    Isabel started attending “school” (aka structured day-care) a little over a month ago and she loves it. There are new kids to swap germs with, new books to read, and new toys to entertain her. Well, apparently she became obsessed with the toy babies, so mama decided it would be a good idea to get…

  • Speaking Toddler: A 13-Word Quiz

    Speaking Toddler: A 13-Word Quiz

    (This image was chosen because it makes about as much sense as toddler-speak.) It’s a known fact that toddlers make no goddamn sense. Their grasp on the English language is loose, to say the least. And while I would love to always give my kid an A for effort, sometimes it’s merely a B-.

  • Mama Speaks #21

    Mama Speaks #21

    Isabel is in this stage where she goes from adorable to satanic to hilarious to unbearable to adorable, within the same breath.