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10 Ways Parenthood is Like “The Matrix”

While The Matrix is definitely full of a bunch of sci-fi mumbo jumbo and awesome special effects, there are some striking similarities with parenthood.

Read Part 1 of this “Parenting-Matrix” comparison.

  1. Once you take the red pill (ie. your baby enters this world) there is definitely no going back – but why would you want to?
  2. The rabbit hole never ends, it just changes.
  3. There are days where it feels like you are fighting an army of Agent Smith’s.
  4. Any blip in your new reality, aka The Matrix, freaks you out.
  5. The sludge that Neo eats on the Nebuchadnezzar looks like baby poop.
  6. Just as Neo was a wreck after being “reborn” – you too feel like a wreck when your child is born.
  7. The internet becomes your oracle – lots of “guidance”, but nothing definitive.
  8. Your baby completes the Trinity (assuming this is your first child).
  9. Like loading Ju Jitsu or helicopter piloting directly into your skull, somehow you just learn to change a diaper or burp your child. It just sort of comes to you.
  10. There’s a difference between knowing the path and walking it – another cliche that makes so much damn sense.

BONUS: “I didn’t come here to tell you how this was going to end. I came here to tell you how it would begin.” Who knew Neo had so much wisdom?


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2 responses to “10 Ways Parenthood is Like “The Matrix””

  1. Brilliant! I am a little bit obsessed with the Matrix, I miss watching it with the COREbabies – now it has taken on a whole new meaning, like most things in my life after having a baby!

  2. Thanks Tara! I channeled my inner COREbaby.

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